Attendee: Schmizzlepants McSnazzlesworth, Chief Ethicist
Job Title: Supreme Ruler of the Land of the Unconventional Proportions
Interests: Extreme ironing, competitive napping, and extreme knitting
Quote: "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person."
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