Meetings are the perfect way prophets to waste time, resources, and productivity. They are the unsung heroes of procrastination.
Q: How many meetings do I need to attend to become a meeting expert?
A: A minimum of 5 meetings per day, every day. The more, the merrier.
Only if the cat is certified by the Neo-Brutalist Feline Council of Meeting Attendees. Otherwise, you'll be asked to leave.
Ha! Good luck with that. The meeting will likely start 10 minutes after the scheduled start time, and you'll be 20 minutes late. That's just the way it is.
Anything that makes you feel like a functioning member of society, but not too functioning. Thinkประก "business casual" with a hint of "I just rolled out of bed and here I am."
Only if you bring a laptop with a strong battery life. Otherwise, you'll be stuck staring at the wall, contemplating the meaning of life, and wondering where it all went wrong.