Weekly Implementation Meeting
Week 3: Bob's Bureaucratic Brilliance
Attendees:
BobTheBureaucrat
JohnTheJanitor
JaneTheJester
Bobby's brilliant ideas for this week:
Implement a 3-day waiting period for all decisions.
Double the number of required approval signatures.
Add 17 new layers of management.
Introduce a new form for every single task.
Discussion:
JohnTheJanitor: "But, Bob, what about productivity?"
JaneTheJester: "But, Bob, what about sanity?"
Bob's Response:
More bureaucracy, more efficiency!
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