Warning: Do not attempt to eat the donuts. They are not as sweet as they look.
Also, do not try to talk to the IT guy. He is on a very short fuse.
And for the love of all things sane, do not ask Jane ABC to do anything on a Friday.
She's the one who always gets it done, and done right, and done with a smile.
But don't be fooled, she's secretly a ninja.
She has meetings with everyone, and anyone, and anything.