Present: Jane Austen, Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth Bennet, and a few other esteemed members of the literary community.
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the merits of a good night's sleep versus a good night's novel-reading.
Mr. Darcy's Proposal for a New Scheme was put forth, suggesting that the group adopt a more rigorous reading schedule, with an emphasis on the Classics, of course.
Miss Elizabeth Bennet countered with her own plan, which involved more tea parties and less page-turning.
After heated debate, the group reached a consensus: A list of recommended reading material shall be compiled and posted for all members to peruse.
Adjourned with a firm understanding that the group would reconvene upon the next full moon