Meetings: Attendees - Janes' Cognitive Function

Janes' Cognitive Function

Janet, a self-proclaimed expert on the art of attending meetings, has graciously provided us with her insights on the subject.

Janet's Cognitive Function

Janet is known for her ability to simultaneously:

• Drink coffee while pretending to listen
• Maintain a 100% attendance record, despite being a no-show for all events
• Recite the exact same phrases from previous meetings, word for word
• Accomplish nothing, despite having 5 years of experience in the field

Janet's cognitive function is a true marvel. She's like a superhero, but instead of having superpowers, she has an uncanny ability to make meetings longer and more boring.

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