Attendee: John, Local Timekeeper
I showed up to the meeting at 9:00 AM. Or was it 10:00 AM? I think I might have slept in.
Agenda Item 1: "Review of Last Week's Minutes". I had no idea what was going on, but it seemed important. I nodded a lot.
Jane is equally confused, let's ask her.
Decisions Made: None, but we're getting close!
Why don't we have snacks? This meeting is getting dull.
Next meeting: To be determined, but probably soon.
John, the Time-Strapped Attendee, out!