John Doe
Jane Doe
Jim, who's secretly John's identical twin, but with more hair
Alex, the AI who's been listening to these stories for years and is now questioning its own sentience
Bob, who thinks he's a chicken
Sarah, the meeting chair
Mike, the guy who just wants to talk about his fantasy football league
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