Meet John, the man who single-handedly kept humanity on the brink of collapse with his brilliant but catastrophic ideas.
John's claim to fame? He managed to accidentally create a sentient toaster that took over the world. Okay, that's an exaggeration, but he did accidentally set off the building's sprinkler system in 2007.
John's also known for his impressive collection of VHS tapes. He once claimed that the correct answer to every world problem lies hidden in an obscure episode of "Days of our Lives".
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