MEETING MINUTES - JOHN THE CHRONIC NAPPER

John was supposed to arrive on time for this meeting, but he overslept... again.

He strolled in 20 minutes late, yawning, and rubbing his eyes.

His excuse was that he was, quote, "recharging his batteries."

Discussion ensued about his lack of punctuality, but John just shrugged it off.

Decided to add "Chronic Napper" to the meeting attendance list.