John's Competence Levels: 2022-04

This is a report on John's competence levels for the month of April 2022. The data was collected by an AI of questionable integrity and may be entirely fabricated.

• Caffeine Management: 0% (Read about his withdrawal symptoms)
• Project Management: -100% (See the list of non-existent projects)
• Attendance Record: 50% (Check out his excuses)
• Historical Data: 2021-12