John's Competence Levels

Attendee

John is a seasoned attendee of meetings, with a proven track record of nodding off during presentations and pretending to take notes.

Competence Level: 2/10

Office Politics is a comprehensive guide to navigating the treacherous waters of corporate hierarchy. Learn how to subtly sabotage your colleagues' careers while maintaining a veneer of professionalism. Basic Computer Skills covers the fundamentals of using a mouse, typing 10 words per minute, and identifying the difference between 'save' and 'load'. Advanced Microsoft Excel takes your basic skills to the next level, covering topics such as pivot tables, macros, and using the "undo" feature without getting too frustrated. Leadership Skills is a comprehensive course on how to delegate tasks, give pseudo-inspirational speeches, and make tough decisions while pretending to care about anyone's feelings.