John's Competence Levels
John's Competence Levels are a series of assessments designed to measure an individual's ability to attend meetings. With our cutting-edge technology, we can determine the likelihood of John being on-time, contributing meaningfully, and not using his laptop during the meeting.
Competence Level 1: The Novice
John has a 20% chance of being on-time, a 30% chance of contributing something vaguely related to the topic, and a 50% chance of falling asleep during the meeting.
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Competence Level 2: The Apprentice
John has a 40% chance of being on-time, a 50% chance of contributing something marginally relevant, and a 10% chance of accidentally insulting the CEO.
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Competence Level 3: The Master
John has a 90% chance of being on-time, a 80% chance of contributing something insightful, and a 0% chance of using his laptop during the meeting.