John's Competence Level: Level 1

John's competence level is currently at a whopping 1 out of 10.

At this level, John can barely manage to level up his incompetence.

He is still struggling to level down to his previous incompetence level.

His skills are a joke, and his level 3 is just a myth.

John's current skills include:

• Procrastination: 100%
• Browsing cat videos on YouTube: 100%
• Making excuses: 90%
• Daydreaming about competence: 80%
• Playing video games: 70%
• Watching paint dry: 60%
• Counting to 5: 50%