John's Competence Levels: A Guide to Not Doing Anything Useful

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Level 4: Avoid at All Costs

At this level, John's competence has finally reached a critical mass of ineptitude. He can no longer perform even the simplest tasks without assistance from his colleagues or a Google search result.

Sublevel 4: The "I'll just wing it" Method

John has mastered the art of making things up as he goes along, often with spectacular results (read: disaster). He's a master of the "I'll just wing it" method, where he'll pretend to know what he's doing while secretly frantically searching for answers on his phone during meetings.

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