John's Competence Levels have finally reached a point where they are no longer salvageable. This meeting was called to discuss the futility of his efforts and the inevitability of his downfall.
Attendees were shocked and dismayed by the sheer breadth of incompetence on display, and several were overheard whispering "I told you so" in hushed tones.
Some notable incompetence highlights include:
- Failed to boil water
- Couldn't even start the copier
- Managed to get the coffee machine to dispense exactly 17.4 cups of coffee instead of 2
When asked to explain the situation, John simply shrugged and said "It's not my fault, I'm a visionary."
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