John's competence levels are a topic of great interest, but also great confusion.
It's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, inside a puzzle box with no instructions.
Some people say John is competent, but only when the coffee machine is working.
Others claim he's incompetent, but only when the coffee machine is broken.
We're still trying to figure it out, but in the meantime, here are some levels of John's competence:
- Level 1: Confused (0-20% competent)
- Level 2: Perplexed (21-40% competent)
- Level 3: Disoriented (41-60% competent)
- Level 4: Perseverant (61-80% competent)
- Level 5: Completely Confident (81-100% competent)