Attendees of the Most Important Meeting of the Century

Because, let's be real, it's not like there's anything better to do.

• Bob Smith - Arrived 30 minutes late
• Jane Doe - Always on time
• Alice Johnson - Only attends when she feels like it
• Justin Timekeeper - Still hasn't shown up yet

Don't forget to fill out the Attendance Report Card on the way out.

See you all next meeting! (If you show up.)