Justifying the Unjustifiable: Latecomers Unite!

Because, let's be real, traffic in this town is a joke. And don't even get us started on construction.

But, you know what they say: "The early bird catches the worm, but the latecomer catches the free coffee in the break room."

So, here's a guide to help you justify your tardiness:

• My car broke down, and I had to wait for a tow truck.
• I was held up by a group of overly aggressive panhandlers.
• I was in a high-stakes game of Pokémon Go, and I just needed to catch that one last Pidgey.
• The GPS led me to a parallel universe, and I got stuck there for a few hours.
• I was attending a secret meeting of the Illuminati, and they just needed some last-minute advice on world domination.
• I was on a mission from God, and I had to stop and smell the coffee.
• I'm a time-traveler from the year 3000, and I was just checking the space-time continuum.
• I was trying to get to the other side, but the fabric of reality kept getting tangled.

And if all else fails, just tell them you were stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes over and over. They'll never suspect a thing.

Now, go forth and be late!

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