This statue is currently on display in the conference room, still looking as confused as ever.
It turns out, our beloved meeting attendees weren't always as flesh and blood as we thought.
In a shocking revelation, our records show that attendee number 3 was actually a statue.
Turns out, it was a gift from the company's eccentric founder, who had a thing for ancient Greek architecture.
The statue was only discovered to be inanimate when someone tried to give it a participation trophy.
This statue is currently on display in the conference room, still looking as confused as ever.