Attendees:
• Alice the Unhinged
• Bob the Unrelenting
• Carol the Unpredictable
The meeting of the lunatics has begun.
Today's agenda:
1. Decree that the coffee machine be turned on.
2. Decide on the most suitable snack food.
3. Elect the new office DJ.
4. Discuss why the copier is still broken.
5. Declare the office a republic.