Robertito, Lord of the Uninvited

Meet Robertito, the infamous attendee of all things unwanted. This enigmatic figure has been known to crash meetings without so much as a RSVP.

His presence is often accompanied by the scent of stale air, the sound of muffled apologies, and the faint whisper of "I'll just pop in for a sec."

Despite his questionable etiquette, Robertito has a knack for finding himself in the most unlikely of meetings, always managing to squeeze himself into even the most exclusive of gatherings.

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