MEETINGS / ATTENDEES / LUNATICS / SUBCOMMITTEES / Sock Puppet Theory

Welcome, lunatics, to the Sock Puppet Theory subcommittee! We're here to explore the intricacies of using inanimate objects as stand-ins for human presence in meetings.

Subcommittee Roster:

• John Doe (The Sock Puppet)
• Jane Doe (Human Consultant)
• John Doe (Feline Overlord)

Agendas:

• Sock Puppet Safety Rules
• Sock Puppet Crisis Management
• Sock Puppet Etiquette

Don't be late, or you'll be forced to wear the Sock Puppet of Shame.

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