Sarah Jones is a marketing wizard with a flair for the dramatic. Her presence at the meeting was a surprise, as she was not invited. She arrived fashionably late, wearing a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
Sarah contributed nothing notable, but did bring a box of donuts that everyone devoured in 3 minutes flat.
She also managed to convince the team that the company should invest in a team-building exercise involving synchronized swimming.
Sarah has a tendency to fall asleep during long meetings, but only after 5 minutes have passed, giving the illusion that she is actually paying attention.
She also has an unhealthy obsession with memes, often referencing them throughout the meeting to "keep things relevant".
John Doe and John Smith were present at the meeting and were both impressed by Sarah's... unique approach.