Meeting of the Damned
Attendees:
John from Legal: The guy who always says "I'll get back to you on that."
John from HR: The one who still thinks we're a family.
Mary: The self-proclaimed CEO of Chaos and Destruction
Our actual CEO: The guy who's probably in the bathroom
John from IT: The one who's always on his phone
Agenda:
Discuss the importance of "synergy" for 3 hours
Debate the merits of "disrupting" the industry
Decree that "innovation" is not just a buzzword