Quantum Probability Quandary
Due to a catastrophic miscalculation by the ship's navigator, the space-time continuum is now in a state of quantum superposition.
The probability of escaping the gravitational pull of the black hole is now a mere 0.000003%.
But fear not, brave mathematicians-in-space, for we have a plan to rectify the situation!
Click here for more information on the Vector Field Theory.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for a detailed explanation of the Quantum Flux Capacitor.