Meetings: where ideas go to die. Literally, they are suffocated by PowerPoint, drowned by discussion, and then buried under a sea of handouts.
But not today. Today, we have the MEETINGS, a gathering of the most esteemed mathemeticians, the bravest of the bold, and the most bewildering of the befuddled.
Join us as we tackle the unsolvable, the inexplicable, and the utterly absurd. Where else can you find a meeting that's more fun than your average cocktail party?
Current Agenda:
• 9:00am - Introduction to the art of finding the square root of -1
• 10:00am - The infinite monkey theorem: because who needs coffee when you have math?
• 12:00pm - Lunch break. Don't worry, the caterer has promised not to serve anything too delicious.
• 2:00pm - The thrill of the tangent space: where the line between reality and madness is constantly blurred.
• 4:00pm - The art of finding the perfect angle to view the infinite dimensions: a challenge for the most daring of mathematicians.