Mathematicians in Attendance
Welcome, esteemed mathematicians! Please take a seat and try not to think too much about the meaninglessness of our meeting.
Today, we have the following mathematicians in attendance:
- π (Pi) - The one who brought his own pizza for lunch
- Euler - The one who is secretly a 19th-century ninja
- Taylor - The one who can recite pi to 100 digits without getting bored
- Fermat - The one who is trying to prove that his mustache is a mathematical proof
- Fermat's Last Theorem - The one who is actually a theorem, not a person, but just go with it
- Mandelbrot - The one who is actually a fractal, but pretends to be human
- Chaos Theory Guy - The one who is just winging it and hoping nobody notices