The Great Pythagorean Theorem Debate

Today's meeting of esteemed mathematicians has been called to discuss the age old question: is a² + b² = c² really the best way to calculate the hypotenuse?

Attendees include:

Fermatian Frenzy: The Counter-Debate Euclidean Enlightenment: The Counterpoint Pythagorean Pandemonium: The Great Hypotenuse Heist

Refreshments will be provided, but not for the faint of mind.

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Meeting Minutes: The Unvarnished Truth