It starts with one simple question: where do missing socks go?
Some say they're eaten by the Sock Monster, a creature of darkness that lurks under our beds.
Others claim it's the work of Sock-napping aliens, who abduct our footwear for their intergalactic sock collection.
But we're a team of brave mathematicians, and we're not satisfied with such simple explanations.
We've crunched the numbers, analyzed the data, and come up with some mind-bending theories of our own:
According to our calculations, the average household loses 1-2 socks per month due to a combination of factors, including the fabric softener cycle, the washing machine's propensity to devour socks whole, and the human tendency to wear matching socks as a form of rebellion against the establishment.
But what if we told you that the real culprit behind missing socks is not some malevolent force, but rather the fundamental laws of physics?
That's right, folks. We're talking about the Sock-Space-Time Continuum.
Hyperlink to learn more: The Space-Time Continuum Theory