Attendee: Mayor Jane Doe

Role: Chief of Discontent

Known for her ability to make even the most mundane meetings feel like a hostage situation, Mayor Jane has been the bane of productivity for years.

Interests: Procrastination, napping, and complaining

When not stuck in meetings, Mayor Jane enjoys finding creative ways to avoid actual work, often by taking long lunches or pretending to receive important phone calls.

Quirks: Always arrives fashionably late, often uses a different pen for each meeting

Some say it's a quirk, others say it's a superpower. We're not here to judge.

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