Nerds Unite!
Manifesto of the Chosen Ones (that are actually just nerds)
Welcome, fellow nerds! This is your manifesto, your guiding light in the dark ages of ignorance.
Here, we stand united, our glasses-fueled eyes shining bright, our pockets overflowing with calculators, and our hearts full of science.
We reject the norms of society, the mundane, the boring, and the unexciting. We crave the weird, the wondrous, and the unexplainable.
We are the keepers of the ancient knowledge, the guardians of the obscure, and the masters of the esoteric. We are the nerds, and we will not be silenced!
Join us in our crusade against the non-nerds, against the philistines, and against the soul-sucking drudgery of the everyday.
Together, we will change the world, or at least, we will create a better world for ourselves, where the nerds reign supreme and the non-nerds are but mere mortal creatures.
For the nerds, by the nerds, and of the nerds, we will make our stand!
Our Pledge of Allegiance to the Nerd
Our Vision of a Nerd-filled Utopia
And, most importantly, Our Nerdiness