Welcome, fellow initiates, to the most esteemed gathering of the Illuminated Few. I, Baron Von Pixel, shall guide you through the intricacies of our most hallowed agenda.
Today, we shall discuss the finer points of Item 1: The Future of Pixelated Utopia, a topic dear to the heart of our esteemed organization.
But first, let us take a moment to acknowledge the refreshments of the day, carefully prepared by our most skilled artisans.