Dr. Smith's Panel of Nerds: A Meeting of Unbridled Genius

Today's agenda: Discussing the intricacies of folding fitted sheets.

Attendees:

• Dr. Smith (Chairman of the Board)
• Dr. Jenkins (Chief Sheet Folder)
• Dr. Evans (Folding Specialist)

Agenda:

• Item 1: Theoretical Frameworks of Folding
• Item 2: Practical Applications of Folding (a.k.a. Folding Your Damn Pants)
• Item 3: The Folding Industry: Trends and Innovations

Next Meeting: Next Week, Same Time

Why Bother?: Because someone, somewhere, has to fold the world's laundry.