Welcome to the most epic meeting in the universe, where ideas go to die, and egos come to life. Our expert panel of nerds will guide you through the trenches of corporate speak, where jargon and confusion reign supreme.
10:00 AM - Introductions: Where we all pretend to care about each other 10:15 AM - Presentation of the "Revolutionary" New Product: Because we need to make money 11:30 AM - Q&A: Where we all pretend to be interested
The contents of this meeting are not actually important. Please don't worry about it.
If you're still reading this, congratulations! You have reached the end of the meeting. Please don't forget to take a break and grab a snack. Or a drink. Or a coffee. Or a nap.