You've been invited to attend the most esteemed gathering of nerds in the land! As the Chair of the National Association of Nerds, I'm thrilled to present to you:
Our esteemed panel of experts, handpicked for their unparalleled mastery of:
Join us for an evening of stimulating conversation and intellectual sparring!
Don't forget to bring your A-game, or your favorite obscure algorithm.
Panelists include:
See you there, fellow nerds!