NERDs ONLY

You're in the presence of the most elite group of individuals in the company.

Here's what they're working on:

John Smith

Chief Nerd Officer: Developing the new algorithm that will change the world.

Jane Doe

Marketing Maven: Converting the algorithm into a compelling pitch.

Billy Bob

UX Ninja: Making sure the user interface doesn't suck.

Next meeting: The Algorithmic Revolution: A Panel Discussion

When: Never. Because it's not like we have anything better to do.

Check the calendar for the actual time