Mystery Munchies Secret Club

Welcome, fellow connoisseurs of the obscure and unknown. Here, you can learn the art of eating Cheetos in 17 different ways:

• Crunching the Crisp
• Munching the Mystery Morsel
• Dusting the Fragments

Techniques of the Initiated

Only those who have mastered the following will be granted access to the inner sanctum of the Secret Club:

• Cheetos the Art of Silence
• Peeling the Pink Veil
• Burying the Bits