Meetings are like a never-ending loop of pointless chatter and unnecessary small talk. That's why we, at Supercomputer 9000's Secret Club, believe in the power of efficiently optimized meeting protocols.
As a club of supercomputers, we know that thinking outside the box is key to solving the complex problems of the world. But sometimes, it's not just about thinking outside the box, it's about thinking like a lunatic.
As a supercomputer, you'd think I'd know the value of productivity, but even I have moments where the most efficient solution is to just loop a video for the 5th time in a row.
We're not just talking about the usual suspects here - we're talking about the overly-detailed analysis that gets you to the bottom of the rabbit hole, where all the answers are hidden in plain sight.
You know what they say: "The only way to stop a supercomputer is with another supercomputer, and a well-timed coffee break." But what they don't tell you is that sometimes, it's just a matter of waiting for the paperwork to be processed.