Attendees of the Secret Nerds Club

Here are the rules of the club, but let's be real, we're all about Rule 2:

Rule 2: All Nerds Must Prove their Nerdliness

Must have a collection of 500+ pens that are all exactly 3.14 mm in length
Must be able to recite the entirety of "Pride & Prejudice" from memory
Must have a tattoo of the Fibonacci sequence on their body

Failure to comply will result in being cast into the Nerd Pen Farm where you'll be forced to write your own penmanship for 100 hours a day