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Rule 2: Thou shalt not be seen in public with a haircut that is not a perfect 45-degree angle.

This rule is not to be taken lightly. Failure to comply will result in ridicule and shunning.

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Exceptions will be made for members who have a legitimate reason for not following this rule. These exceptions must be approved by the Council of Nerds.

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