Secret Club Rules

Rule 1: No Whining

Don't even think about it, let alone say it. Whining will get you sent to the Time-Out Room.

Read Rule 2: No Hacking

Rule 3: No Horsing Around

Don't even think about it, let alone do it. Horsing around will get you sent to the Time-Out Room.

Read Rule 4: No Eating the Pizza

Rule 4: No Eating the Pizza

You'll be eating a lifetime supply of stale, crusty pizza in the Time-Out Room.

Read Rule 5: No Sleeping

Rule 5: No Sleeping

You'll be sleeping with the fishies in the Time-Out Room, too.