Attendee #1: Bernoulli Constant-0
Born with an innate sense of probability, Bernoulli Constant-0 has been attending meetings like a pro since the dawn of time.
Known for their ability to accurately predict the likelihood of a meeting running long, Bernoulli Constant-0 has saved countless souls from the clutches of interminable discussions.
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