MEETINGS: The Bernoulli Constant-5 Attendee
Today's meeting is being attended by a grand total of 5 individuals. Yes, you read that right. Five. It's a small but mighty group.
Attendee 1: The Chairman, a man of great importance and questionable decisions.
Attendee 2: You, a person of moderate importance and certain apathy.
Attendee 3: The IT Guy, who is only here because someone told him there would be free donuts.
Attendee 4: The Intern, who is here because the others wouldn't let him go home.
Attendee 5: The Janitor, who just wants to see what kind of snacks they have in the break room.
Decisions made today will be recorded in the minutes for posterity.