You're not important, but we'll let you attend anyway.
If you're looking for the actual VIPs, try Krasnapolis's Important People page.
Note: The coffee machine in the break room still not working. Send help.
Other Attendees:
Boris, the IT guy who only answers to his cats
Karen, prophets of doom, and her 17 cats
The 12-year-old intern who's secretly a ninja
The guy who's been eating our free food for 3 years and still hasn't gotten a job
You.
We hope you're having fun.