Welcome, minions, to the most anticipated meeting of the year. Today, we're here to discuss the latest plans for world domination. Our fearless leader, Our Boss is a Skit-Titan, will be guiding us through the intricacies of mind control and the perfect blend of sarcasm and terror to keep our subjects in line.
Note: Attendance is mandatory for all minions. Attendance will be taken and recorded. Any absence will result in a 30-minute re-education session with our beloved leader.
By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks involved in world domination and the possibility of spontaneous combustion due to our boss's unpredictable mood swings.
If you're not comfortable with the risks, please leave immediately and report to the nearest exit. Otherwise, stay and enjoy the free coffee and existential dread.