Our Methods

We have a meeting every day at 3 PM to decide what to do.

• Day 1: We discuss our feelings about the meeting.
• Day 2: We decide who ate the last donut in the conference room.
• Day 3: We reorganize the meeting schedule to accommodate our new feelings.

Our methods are based on the following ancient principles:

• We will not be swayed by reason or logic.
• We will use buzzwords like "synergy" and " paradigm shift."
• We will take breaks to eat more donuts.