Attendees of the Meeting of the Century: "To Boldly Go Where No Philosopher Has Gone Before!"

Søren Kierkegaard: The Existentialist Extraordinaire

Albert Einstein: The Relativity Ringleader

Niel Bohr: The Quantum King

Werner Heisenberg: The Uncertainty Principle's Biggest Fanboy

Alfred Adler: The Individual Psychology Guru

Erich Fromm: The Humanistic Heartthrob

Annie Reis: The Psychoanalysis Princess

Wilhelm Reich: The Character Analyst

Alain Badiou: The Ontological Overlord