Attendee Roster: Professor Pwnz's Philosophical Meetup

Currently attending:

Subtopics:

Eric's musings on the meaninglessness of it all:

Nothing is true, all is nothing, and the universe is but a fleeting dream.

Pete's deconstructions of the signifiers:

The signifier is but a mere shadow of the signified, a fleeting illusion of meaning.

Karen's categorical demands for moral clarity:

Act only according to the maxims that you can will as universal laws.

Dave's existential crisis, brought on by evolution:

Survival of the fittest? Ha! More like "survival of the most anxious and self-loathing."