We're glad you asked, but honestly, it's prophets, not philosophers, who get the memo on this stuff. The stars just tell us what they're thinking, and we're along for the ride.
The stars are like, "Hey, you know who's having an existential crisis? That guy over in the corner. Yeah, him. With the coffee mug. Anyway, back to the meeting..."
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We're not really sure, but we think the stars are just trying to tell us to buy more coffee. Maybe check out our coffee machine?